the frank and fritzy show

FRITZY: The little boy?

FRANK: Fifteen years old...

FRITZY: A little boy got humped?

FRANK: Yeah. The maid raped him, then the other one raped him.

FRITZY: Oh, oh, I thought, uh, a guy, I thought the kid was getting humped by a guy.

FRANK: No.

FRITZY: Oh.

FRANK: They all fuck 'em. They take their clothes off.

FRITZY: Oh, this is her father, he came to. He got bit by some kind of a tsetse fly or something.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: Oh, now they covered her tits up, you can't see 'em. But she's got some body.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: She got me crazy, this one.

FRANK: A tsetse fly got him?

FRITZY: No, I don't know, he, he opened up a tomb or something and he discovered something and they chopped, these old Egyptians, they chopped this here goddess, they chopped her hand off and she had a ring. He took the ring and he put it on his daughter's hand. But she's identical, she looks just like this, uh, Egyptian princess or queen that they, they killed.

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: And she looks just like her. What the hell's that noise?

FRANK: She's nice, huh?

FRITZY: What do I hear, I hear a noise.

FRANK: That's somebody's car being...

FRITZY: Oh, I thought that, uh...hear an alarm.

FRANK: What's doin'?

FRITZY: Eh.

FRANK: How's Gail? You see her?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: Sure.

FRANK: You been drillin', huh?

FRITZY: Well, I'll tell you the truth. She just had a little surgery done, you know.

FRANK: Again?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: Yeah. She, I says, 'Well whaddya do? Waited for me? To fix your fuckin' teeth. To fix this, do this...'

FRANK: She's getting her teeth fixed?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: How much? Five thousand?

FRITZY: [UI] I don't go over the price. Just a coup...she's only having a few done, ya know, ya know?

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: But she hadda have some gum work done. They hadda shape the gum out, or something, to make it all even, ya know?

FRANK: Uh-huh.

FRITZY: Meantime, I say, 'Well, what the fuck you waited for me?' Am I right?

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: 'You couldn't, that other guy that you were with there, couldn't he pay for these fuckin' things goin' back?'

FRANK: What'd she say?

FRITZY: So she says, 'Well, you could always lay claim to that,' she says. 'As long as you know that you done it.' Eh, she's alright.

FRANK: Yeah, huh?

FRITZY: [UI]...really, she's...You don't like her.

FRANK: Huh?

FRITZY: You don't like her.

FRANK: I didn't say I didn't like her.

FRITZY: Well. You feel, uh...

FRANK: How's Carol?

FRITZY: She's alright.

FRANK: You're alright? No more, uh...

FRITZY: Uh, ya' know, it's simmered down a little bit, but it's dormant, you know, it's still, uh, at any given time you could fuckin' just go like that and it pops open, ya know?

FRANK: You gotta hit her with the magic pole at least once a day, you gotta hit her...

FRITZY: Yeah, well what am I gonna...

FRANK: [UI]

FRITZY: Then, how do I explain where I got it from? Huh? You know what I was laughing at?

FRANK: What?

FRITZY: I was thinking of you. You know, we, I think you and I, we nearly wound up in the fuckin' Mine Shaft.

FRANK: The Mine Shaft?

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: Why?

FRITZY: You know that fuckin' joint, the Shaft, the fuckin' joint they closed down?

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