FRANK: Hello.
FRITZY: Are you up and around?
FRANK: My man, how are ya?
FRITZY: Fine, fine. How are you?
FRANK: Good. How do you feel?
FRITZY: Alright, you know, comin' along.
FRANK: What's happening?
FRITZY: Wha', well, ya' know, just, uh, I took my daughter shopping this morning. I went to the Banana Republic. I bought clothes for the safari.
FRANK: No kiddin'.
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: The Banana Republic.
FRITZY: Yeah, sure.
FRANK: You bought a lot of things there?
FRITZY: I bought, uh, a few pairs of khakis, you know.
FRANK: No kidding.
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: And what else?
FRITZY: Uh, the kids, the kids, I bought her a bomber jacket...
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: I bought a, a, a Charles Lindbergh, uh, hat. When ya', when he flew the Atlantic.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: I bought a hat with the goggles, I bought for myself.
FRANK: No kiddin'.
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: And a hat with the goggles?
FRITZY: Yeah, this way, if I fly, ya' know, when I go flying with my airplane I'll wear it.
FRANK: Let me put my robe on.
FRITZY: Yeah, whattya got your balls out?
FRANK: Hold it.
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FRITZY: I want ya to....put on Channel Five, you wanna see a broad with a pair of tits? You got a TV on?
FRANK: Have I got it on?
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: Why?
FRITZY: Oh, put this channel on. You, you wanna see a broad. Fuckin' tits, she's got me crazy, this one. She looks like my girl, too. Wait a minute, what chan...
FRANK: What channel is it?
FRITZY: Either Channel 5...you gotta look at her, she...it's like a, one of them Egyptian movies.
FRANK: What is it?
FRITZY: Five, put on five.
FRANK: She's got black hair?
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: Who is she?
FRITZY: I want to make her my girl. You see the cobra?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Wait'll you see her tits.
FRANK: She's a cobra?
FRITZY: No, she's...
FRANK: I watched a picture last night on Cinemax...
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: "Cousins." Marone, what a hump picture that was.
FRITZY: Yeah?
FRANK: Even the little kid they fucked. The maid fucks him and everything.
FRITZY: The kid got fucked?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: The little boy?
FRANK: Fifteen years old...
FRITZY: A little boy got humped?
FRANK: Yeah. The maid raped him, then the other one raped him.
FRITZY: Oh, oh, I thought, uh, a guy, I thought the kid was getting humped by a guy.
FRANK: No.
FRITZY: Oh.
FRANK: They all fuck 'em. They take their clothes off.
FRITZY: Oh, this is her father, he came to. He got bit by some kind of a tsetse fly or something.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Oh, now they covered her tits up, you can't see 'em. But she's got some body.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: She got me crazy, this one.
FRANK: A tsetse fly got him?
FRITZY: No, I don't know, he, he opened up a tomb or something and he discovered something and they chopped, these old Egyptians, they chopped this here goddess, they chopped her hand off and she had a ring. He took the ring and he put it on his daughter's hand. But she's identical, she looks just like this, uh, Egyptian princess or queen that they, they killed.
FRANK: Uh-huh.
FRITZY: And she looks just like her. What the hell's that noise?
FRANK: She's nice, huh?
FRITZY: What do I hear, I hear a noise.
FRANK: That's somebody's car being...
FRITZY: Oh, I thought that, uh...hear an alarm.
FRANK: What's doin'?
FRITZY: Eh.
FRANK: How's Gail? You see her?
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: Sure.
FRANK: You been drillin', huh?
FRITZY: Well, I'll tell you the truth. She just had a little surgery done, you know.
FRANK: Again?
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: Yeah. She, I says, 'Well whaddya do? Waited for me? To fix your fuckin' teeth. To fix this, do this...'
FRANK: She's getting her teeth fixed?
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: How much? Five thousand?
FRITZY: [UI] I don't go over the price. Just a coup...she's only having a few done, ya know, ya know?
FRANK: Uh-huh.
FRITZY: But she hadda have some gum work done. They hadda shape the gum out, or something, to make it all even, ya know?
FRANK: Uh-huh.
FRITZY: Meantime, I say, 'Well, what the fuck you waited for me?' Am I right?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: 'You couldn't, that other guy that you were with there, couldn't he pay for these fuckin' things goin' back?'
FRANK: What'd she say?
FRITZY: So she says, 'Well, you could always lay claim to that,' she says. 'As long as you know that you done it.' Eh, she's alright.
FRANK: Yeah, huh?
FRITZY: [UI]...really, she's...You don't like her.
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: You don't like her.
FRANK: I didn't say I didn't like her.
FRITZY: Well. You feel, uh...
FRANK: How's Carol?
FRITZY: She's alright.
FRANK: You're alright? No more, uh...
FRITZY: Uh, ya' know, it's simmered down a little bit, but it's dormant, you know, it's still, uh, at any given time you could fuckin' just go like that and it pops open, ya know?
FRANK: You gotta hit her with the magic pole at least once a day, you gotta hit her...
FRITZY: Yeah, well what am I gonna...
FRANK: [UI]
FRITZY: Then, how do I explain where I got it from? Huh? You know what I was laughing at?
FRANK: What?
FRITZY: I was thinking of you. You know, we, I think you and I, we nearly wound up in the fuckin' Mine Shaft.
FRANK: The Mine Shaft?
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: Why?
FRITZY: You know that fuckin' joint, the Shaft, the fuckin' joint they closed down?
FRANK: Yeah, yeah.
FRITZY: Remember, you went out with that broad, that, the one from Sammy uptown? And we went and get her and she brought us down the fuckin' place there?
FRANK: The Mine Shaft.
FRITZY: Yeah.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Yeah. She was lookin' at...so that was The Mine Shaft?
FRANK: It's right there, with the, the butcher's place, there.
FRITZY: Yeah, that's where we went, you remember?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: And we [UI]...you're knockin' on the fuckin' door. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Oogatz! I says, here, we'd a gone in there, I says, they woulda strapped me and fuckin' Frankie to the wall, I says. [UI] they would slipped it in [UI]
FRANK: [UI] that night.
FRITZY: You remember that night?
FRANK: That old bag.
FRITZY: That old bag, the redhead, what was she, a redhead?
FRANK: I don't know.
FRITZY: Whatever. So, I was laughing, I'm thinking, I says, marone. Me and California, they woulda kidnapped us, they woulda had us on the wall.
FRANK: Uh-huh.
FRITZY: Marone. One guy with a rod, with a coupla warts on it. You Cocksucker! You...
FRANK: We went and picked her up, huh?
FRITZY: Yeah, we, we picked her up, we went uptown, remember?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: [UI] the other day, 'cause I read, marone, they shut Plato's Retreat.
FRANK: Huh?
FRITZY: They shut Plato's Retreat.
FRANK: They shut that down?
FRITZY: Yep.
FRANK: I didn't see it in the paper.
FRITZY: Yeah, yeah. The guy had a sign there, he says, 'No anal sex or no fellatio.' He says, in other words, from now on just straight...
FRANK: Oh, it's open though?
FRITZY: No, they closed it.
FRANK: They did, huh?
FRITZY: No more, no more. I can't go there no more now. They shut my, my hangout down.
FRANK: Used to go there?
FRITZY: Oh, I used to be there five days a week.
FRANK: With Gail?
FRITZY: Yeah, of course.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: You're funny. I never in my life [UI] the fuckin' joint. You're funny.
FRANK: [UI]
FRITZY: You cocksucker [UI]
FRANK: You might come in with the ladies outfit with the big hat.
FRITZY: Eh, oh, yeah, that I like, that I like. That I wouldn't mind doin'. How 'bout with her double date?
FRANK: You're crazy. When am I going to see ya'? Hey, you know she looks like Gail, this girl?
FRITZY: Didn't I tell ya' that?
FRANK: Imagine this.
FRITZY: Huh? Right?
FRANK: Yeah, look at her face.
FRITZY: Huh.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Tell ya'.
FRANK: It looks like her.
FRITZY: Dead ringer. And especially if you fix her up a little bit.
FRANK: You might sneak over there and give her a jump now, huh?
FRITZY: Nah, she's, she's, she's up, she went to Scarsdale.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRITZY: Yeah, that's where the doctor's at. They, that's where they did the little surgery.
FRANK: Uh-huh.
FRITZY: So she went up there to get, uh, I think they went to repack it or something today. She went, her mother, her and her mother took a ride.
FRANK: Uh-huh.
FRITZY: So. I just you called to say hello.
FRANK: It was nice hearing from you, Freddie.
FRITZY: [UI]