the frank and fritzy show

The guys discuss pain relief strategies and a guy named Wong. Or was it Kong? Then it's on to the subject of virility and treatment for a mushy pipe. (2:54)

FRITZY: Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli
FRANK: Frank "Frankie California" Condo


FRANK: Listen, how do you feel? That's the main thing. Alright?

FRITZY: I'm alright. I just, you know, he gave me a little fuckin' depre—I got depressed when he told me that fuckin' thing, ya know, a coupla days ago. But I'm going to the, uh, to the allergist and I'm gonna start taking my needles. He's gotta, he's testing me for allergies.

FRANK: Yeah.

FRITZY: 'Cause I'm always tight in the chest and I'm always locked up there, ya know what I mean? So, evidently, I don't know what fuckin...

FRANK: I'm thinking of going to accupuncture.

FRITZY: Accupuncture? For what?

FRANK: I was talking to this guy, passes by once in a while. He's a kung, uh, he's one of these kung fu guys. He was telling me about himself. He had, uh, he was rushed to the hospital. They told him his spleen was damaged.

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: From not eating the proper food. He used to eat sandwiches and cold cuts, all that jazz.

FRITZY: Yeah, right, right.

FRANK: And the spleen went on him.

FRITZY: Yeah. That...

FRANK: And they was gonna operate on him.

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: So before they operate on him, somebody says, 'We got a guy, his name is Wong.'

FRITZY: Yeah.

FRANK: A guy Kong. Kong, on, on, on, on, the east...on the, in the Mulberry Street, around there.

FRITZY: Yeah, and what happened?

FRANK: He went there. The guy start giving him needles. And his spleen got better and he's alright.

FRITZY: Ya know, I wanna go for my fuckin' hip.

FRANK: And then he had his, uh, his, his wrist. He couldn't move his hand up and down. He had a big lump, on the side...

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